theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
  • me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
  • police officer: what are you doing here
  • me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
  • police officer: oh damn true

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

readhadraghaslayha:

emignetic:

itstonybetch:

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and others make straight people feel like we’re all abusive and it’s all our fault even though most of us support gay rights, shitty world we live in, there will never be peace, let’s face, it, earth might as well be called hell because, we, ourselves have ruined it with the terrible human ways

ugh literally shut the fuck up. stop victimizing yourself when there are kids killing themselves, people being beheaded, and various other atrocities being committed just because someone is gay. woe is you for being straight, boo hoo you’re so #oppressed by the gays. if that’s how you’re gonna act you’re no help at all good ol’ “supporter”

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

avalar:

nothing annoys me more than when i try to switch tabs and i accidentally drag that tab to make a new window 

like why you gotta be like that man

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again